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Description
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Premium oversized tee made from 100% ring spun US cotton for all day comfort and durability. Garment dyed for a soft, vintage inspired finish with a relaxed fit that gets better with every wear. Built with premium stitching, pre-shrunk fabric, and available in sizes S–4XL.
Shipping & Returns
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We ship worldwide with fast fulfillment available across major regions.
Estimated Delivery Times
• United States: 2-5 business days
• Canada: 2-5 business days
• Europe: 2-10 business days (depending on destination)
• Australia: 3-6 business days
• New Zealand: 5-10 business days
Please note:
• Orders are processed within 1-3 business days.
• Tracking information is provided once your order ships.
• Delivery times are estimates and may vary due to customs, weather, or peak seasons.
Returns & Refunds
All products are made to order. Because of this, we do not accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing, change of mind, or buyer's remorse.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or you receive the wrong item, please contact us within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue. We will review your claim and arrange a replacement or refund when eligible.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Find answers to common questions about our products, shipping, returns, and more.
What are your products made from?
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Our premium tees are made from 100% ring-spun US cotton and garment-dyed for a soft feel and long-lasting comfort.
How do I place an order?
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Simply select your preferred size and color, add the item to your cart, and proceed to checkout. Once your payment is confirmed, we'll begin preparing your order.
What payment methods do you accept?
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We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and other secure payment methods available at checkout.
How long does shipping take?
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United States: 2-5 business days
Canada: 2-5 business days
Europe: 2-10 business days
Australia: 3-6 business days
New Zealand: 5-10 business days
Delivery times are estimates and may vary during peak seasons.
What is your return policy?
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All products are made to order. We do not accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we will arrange a replacement or refund.
How should I wash my clothing?
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), tumble dry low, and iron on low heat if needed. Do not bleach or dry clean.